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26 .- LATEST UrdU DICTIONARY
*LATEST UrdU DICTIONARY*
IKHLAQ:
Jis Ki SuppLy kM DemAnd Zayada.
Admi:
wo Janwar Jis Ki KhaAL Kai Martba Utari jA Sakti hAi.
Beauty Parlour:
Jahan Creams Se Gussal Dia Jata Hai.
Dopatta:
aj KaL Locket K Tor Per Use Hota Hai..
Darzi:
jo Sar-e-Aam Logon Ki Jaiben Or Galay Katta Hai Or Koi Kuch Nahi Keh Sakta.
Desk:
Students k bJaNay K kaAM AaTA hai.
Khudkushi:
Aj K Dor Ki Halki Phulki Dhamki.
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27 .- Ek Beggar nE Darwazay
Ek Beggar nE Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?
Faqeer:ALlAh Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi FaqeEr kA Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le gYa,
or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar yE HaI. . .
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28 .- Judge, mujrim se
Judge, mujrim se, batao tumari akhari kwaish kia hai ?
Mujrim,
Aik mob Nokia N73
5 karror rupay
Apki beti se shadi,
USA ka viza,
2 saal ka hanimon,
6 7 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,
Un ki shadi karwa dun us k bad ap jo fasila do mujhe manzor hoga..
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29 .- Ek 'POLICE INSPECTER' apni
Ek 'POLICE INSPECTER' apni GRL FRND ko "POLICE JEEP" me btha k khin LE ja rha tha lekn wo GAARI bht SLOW chala rha tha,
GRL FRND: JAAN itni aahista GAARI q chla rhe ho?
Hmse to 'CYCLE' wale b bht TEZ ja rhe hn or hmari 'GAARI' peeche hi peeche he.
INSPCTR: ye "POLCE JEEP" he ise PEECHA krne ki AADT he
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30 .- A suicide bomber to Mulla
A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer Sir jee,
barood thora kam dala karain,
mein jannat say aagay nikal gia tha 
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31 .- Top Movies Of The Year
Top Movies Of The Year:
FArAZ Is KinG
MiSsioN FARAZ
JaAnE Tu Ya JAne Na FARAZ
FARAZ 2050
FARAZ Zameen pAr
FARAZ ShAnti FARAZ
Aaja NAchLe pAppu... ;->
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32 .- Olmpicus k bad pak swimers
Olmpicus k bad pak swimers k manager say pucha gya,ap nay koi medal kyu nhn jeeta?
manager:ap medal ki bat karty hain!shukar karain hamra koi larka dub nhn gya.
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