9 .- 1 cHor k bAchay
  1 cHor k bAchay Ne Fridge sE CaKe cHori kR K Khaya tO Chor Ne Apnay bEtAy kO Buhat maAra,

Cake cHori kRnAy pEr nAhi,

UngLioOn k nIshaAN chOrNay pEr

  10 .- Ek aDmi Apnay gHar
  Ek aDmi Apnay gHar k bAhir Lga Hua MaiL Box Ko uTar rAha tHa,
Kyun k bUhat pUrana hO Gya Tha,
Dosra Admi pAsS Se gUzrtay hUay bOLa,
Mainay Bhi utaRa tHa,
Magr BijLi,Sui gAs,TelEpHoNE BiLLS,anay bAnd Nahi hUay.

  11 .- Ek dOcTor shIkaAr sE
  Ek dOcTor shIkaAr sE Wapis aYa,
Frnd Ne pOchA Kyun bHai kOi sHikaAr kIa?
Doctor: Nahi yaAr,
Is sE To aCha CLinic pEr bEth jAta..

  12 .- Ek dOcTor shIkaAr
  Ek dOcTor shIkaAr sE Wapis aYa,
Frnd Ne pOchA Kyun bHai kOi sHikaAr kIa?
Doctor: Nahi yaAr,
Is sE To aCha CLinic pEr bEth jAta..

  13 .- Hospital ke samne
  Hospital ke samne kharay Rakshay me eik Mawli jaldi se beta Rakshay walay se kaha Hospital chalo.

Rakshay walay ne kaha ye raha samne Hospital.

Mawali neechy uthar aur kiraya detay huey Rakshay walay se bola aainda itna teiz matt chalana.

  14 .- Woh daikho
  Wo dekho!


Ammi.




Abbu.



Bhaiya.






Baji.





Jaldi AaO.



Amazing...!



Us




Gher




Mein



Light Hai ;->/

  15 .- ¥ar ¥a "Aaho" kon
 
1st Man: ¥ar ¥a "Aaho" kon Log ßolta Hyn?

2nd Man: ßahi ¥ei Jo Paindo Log Hotey Hyn Wo ßoltey Hyn

1st Man: Acha Aap Perhay Likhay Hyn?

2nd Man: Aaho. =P ;->

  16 .- 1 aUrAt nE 1 wAkIl
  1 aUrAt nE 1 wAkIl sE pOcHa k tAlAk lEnE k lYe kIa sHaRyAt lAzMi hOtI hAi ?

wAkIl bOlA "tAlAk lEnE K lYe aPp kO sHaDi sHuDo hOnA zOrOrI hAi"